Tomorrow is a big day. After my hand got kissed and cursed by a sensual but disgusting old gypsy, I began uncontrollably creating a series of new random drawings that may or may not also be cursed. Regardless of your safety, I decided to sell them anyway! All 24 new drawings will be ON SALE tomorrow, Friday, November 27th at 1PM EST exclusively HERE on my new site at alexpardee.com.
So, in case you have any desire to snatch up one of the (possibly cursed) drawings, here is an imaginary list of questions that no one asked….yet. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!
Q: How big are the drawings?
A: All of the pieces are approximately 11" x 11". I say approximately because they all have a life of their own, and it was Thanksgiving just now, so some of them may have eaten too much and gotten a little bigger.
Q: How much do they cost?
A: Each piece will be individually priced at $250. This price includes FREE SHIPPING TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD THAT ALLOWS (possibly cursed) PACKAGES TO BE SENT (I'm looking at YOU, Santa Claus, don't try to pull that shit again)
Q: Does "FREE SHIPPING" really apply to anywhere in the world?
A: Yes, in fact, I will most likely lose money if someone in Egypt or Antarctica purchase a piece, but who cares because that would be awesome if someone in Egypt or Antarctica bought some art. FREE SHIPPING!
Q: How many of each piece will be for sale?
A: Each piece is ONE-OF-A-KIND. Just like the Highlander, there can only be ONE of each original drawing. So you may need to act fast.
Q: Do you accept PAYPAL?
A: Unfortunately, NO. Currently, my new site is powered by Squarespace, which, although amazing in many ways, does not accept PayPal as a form of payment at this time. I apologize. Most other major credit cards are accepted on checkout, but NO PAYPAL.
Q: Is it guaranteed that I will get the piece if I put it in my shopping cart?
A: NO! The only way you are guaranteed to receive the piece that you wish to purchase is after you complete the entire checkout process. Because of this, you may need to act fast.
Q: This reminds me of something else I've seen kinda.
A: Yah, that happens. I've seen that stuff too. It's ok. You should get out more.
Q: Why was Tootie even on the show? She was way too young, especially in the first season.
A: You're right. She was like 9 and everyone else was about 16. I'm not sure. I'll look into it.
Q: What kind of pen did you use?
A: These were all created with india ink and a Windsor Newton Series 7 #00 brush. But I don't think that matters as much as the fact that my hand was physically cursed by an insane old gypsy with an eye patch made of flesh. So, well, there's that.
Q: WHEN CAN I BUY ONE!!???
A: All 24 of these original drawings will go UP FOR SALE exactly at 1:00 PM EST on FRIDAY, November 27th, EXCLUSIVELY here on alexpardee.com (please note that until the pieces go on sale, there will be nothing available on my webstore and it will appear BLANK until the time of the sale).
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM ME, BLAIR, JO, NATALIE, TOOTIE AND MRS G!