According to a lot of movies, gathering the entire community together for an elaborate dance-party is the best kind of fundraiser, but since Mr. Bleak needs my help, and I lack the agility skills needed to whip or nae-nae, let alone host any kind of dance PARTY, I am going for a slightly different approach to save Mr. Bleak’s cemetery (also his HOME) from being destroyed by the city so they can build a dumb Virtual Reality Shopping Center, leaving him (and over 200 peaceful corpses) without a stone to rest his head.

Starting THIS FRIDAY, November 25, at 12:01am EST (Midnight Thanksgiving Night), and ending December 2, I will instead try to sell enough shirts, pins and “Dicks”, to help Mr. Bleak buy the imaginary graveyard from the imaginary city and live happily every after! But even if we don’t raise enough to buy the graveyard, we are going to try to help out the Earth a little! For every order over $50, Mr. Bleak and I will donate $5 to the National Resource Defense Center to fight climate change and pollution and help the environment be safer for humans, animals, rocks, plants, glaciers, and even the corpses in Mr. Bleak’s graveyard!

If you look now, my SHOP on alexpardee.com seems to be almost empty. But rest assured on FRIDAY it will be filled with a ton of new stuff. Here is a full list of everything that will be available as part of my BLEAK FRIDAY Fun’raiser!

Oh, I ALMOST FORGOT! Although the sale goes an entire week, the FIRST 100 Orders will get this exclusive “MR. BLEAK” enamel pin FREE (no need to add to cart, it will be automatically shipped with your order).

Here is a list of products that will be available starting on #BleakFriday, including a new limited capsule collection of t-shirts designed by Mr. Bleak using some of MY bleakest artwork. And we made sure all designs were approved 100% by the corpses in the graveyard.

BLEAK FRIDAY STARTS FRIDAY (Duh!) EXCLUSIVELY ON ALEXPARDEE.COM!

“PALE BONES” T-Shirt
Designed By Mr. Bleak using Alex Pardee’s art
One-color discharge print on black t-shirt
$25 each
NOTE: This is a LIMITED-TIMED-RELEASE item. You can purchase this item ANY TIME between November 25th and December 2nd, but after that it will not be available.
This item begins shipping Dec 12 (guaranteed for Christmas delivery within the U.S.)

“ASTRO’SNOT” T-Shirt
Designed By Mr. Bleak using Alex Pardee’s art
One-color discharge print on black t-shirt
$25 each
NOTE: This is a LIMITED-TIMED-RELEASE item. You can purchase this item ANY TIME between November 25th and December 2nd, but after that it will not be available.
This item begins shipping Dec 12 (guaranteed for Christmas delivery within the U.S.)

“SPLOOGEBOB” T-Shirt
Designed By Mr. Bleak using Alex Pardee’s art
One-color discharge print on black t-shirt
$25 each
NOTE: This is a LIMITED-TIMED-RELEASE item. You can purchase this item ANY TIME between November 25th and December 2nd, but after that it will not be available.
This item begins shipping Dec 12 (guaranteed for Christmas delivery within the U.S.)

“BLEAKSHOW” T-Shirt
Designed By Mr. Bleak using Alex Pardee’s art
One-color discharge print on black t-shirt
$25 each
NOTE: This is a LIMITED-TIMED-RELEASE item. You can purchase this item ANY TIME between November 25th and December 2nd, but after that it will not be available.
This item begins shipping Dec 12 (guaranteed for Christmas delivery within the U.S.)

“SO BLEAK” T-Shirt
Designed By Mr. Bleak using Alex Pardee’s art
One-color discharge print on white t-shirt
$25 each
NOTE: This is a LIMITED-TIMED-RELEASE item. You can purchase this item ANY TIME between November 25th and December 2nd, but after that it will not be available.
This item begins shipping Dec 12 (guaranteed for Christmas delivery within the U.S.)

BAGS OF DICKS: SERIES ONE
These 5” x 5” Dick-Tracing Prints are the first series in a new collection of blind-pack prints appropriately called “Bags Of Dicks”.
Each Bag contains 5 randomly inserted Dicks for $25
Series One contains 14 different Dick prints to collect, 12 of the Dicks are more common, and 2 of them are rare. And as a bonus, there’s even ultra rare hand-painted Dicks randomly inserted in some of the bags as well. Here's a full checklist of the possible Dicks you can get in Series One.