As I do my best to attempt to recover from surgery by drinking gallons of water and trying not to get dizzy when I pee, I realized it's finally time to unleash something that has been locked up for almost 4 years. For a limited time, you can pre-order my favorite shirt of all time, "ESCAPED CONVICT(ION)"! Now in LONG SLEEVES! Your forearms have never been happier.
The pre-order ends May 6th so get on it! And remember, you're the best!
PS, thanks for the kind words on social media about my recovery. I'll be ok!
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